[Intro]
    Am       C           G                 Am        C           G
e|------s----------------------------0--s-------s----------------------------0--s--|
B|------s----------------------------1--s-------s----------------------------1--s--|
G|--2---s--0-0--0----------------0---2--s--2b---s--0-0--0-----0----------0---2--s--|
D|------s---------0h2p0-------0h2----2--s-------s---------0h2---------0h2----2--s--|
A|--0---s--2-3-------------0h2-------0--s--0----s--2-3-------------0h2-------0--s--|
E|------s----------------3-----------x--s-------s----------------3-----------x--s--|
[Tab]
    Am                C             G
e|------s---|  e|--------s---|  e|------s---|
B|------s---|  B|--------s---|  B|------s---|
G|--2---s---|  G|--0--0--s---|  G|--0---s---|
D|------s---|  D|--------s---|  D|------s---| [Verses]
A|--0---s---|  A|--2--3--s---|  A|------s---|
E|------s---|  E|--------s---|  E|--3---s---|
[Strophe]
Am                 C 
If two fill-ups is all it costs 
  G                   Am 
I guess I'll make the drive 
Am            C 
Down past the Texas line 
     G             Am 
make sure he's not alive 
Am                  C 
Dumped him off of a river bridge 
       G        Am 
in the fall of '84 
Am                   C 
Word got 'round that he climbed out 
        G               Am 
of that muddy Red River floor
[Tab]
(Am C G Am)
e|------s----------------------------0--s--|
B|------s----------------------------1--s--|
G|--2---s--0-0--0-----0----------0---2--s--|
D|------s---------0h2---------0h2----2--s--|
A|--0---s--2-3-------------0h2-------0--s--|
E|------s----------------3-----------x--s--|
[Strophe]
  Am                  C 
Lost my bride to the finest man 
    G                   Am 
she claims to have ever known 
Am             C 
She got to the parking lot 
    G                  Am 
his knees were already blown 
Am             C 
Love is such a mighty drug 
  G             Am 
a mightier disease 
       Am                  C 
Bet he misses her floatin' past the barge 
         G               Am 
with one eye and crooked teeth 
    G                Am 
One eye and crooked teeth 
    G                Am 
One eye and crooked teeth 
    G                Am 
One eye and crooked teeth
[Tab]
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|--2v--0----------------------------|
D|--------2-----2--0-----------------|  x2
A|-----------3-----------5--3--------|
E|--------------------3--------5v----|
[Refrain]
     Am                C               G              Am 
Your crooked teeth are floatin' and my lady's restin' fine 
      Am            C                G          Am 
Seven miles out of Bismarck next to Bakken Oil lines 
  Am                C             G         Am 
I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured 
 Am               C         G                     Am 
Love it ain't for tamin', a disease that can't be cured
[Tab]
(Am C G Am)
e|------s----------------------------0--s--|
B|------s----------------------------1--s--|
G|--2---s--0-0--0-----0----------0---2--s--|
D|------s---------0h2---------0h2----2--s--|  x2
A|--0---s--2-3-------------0h2-------0--s--|
E|------s----------------3-----------x--s--|
[Strophe]
         Am             C 
And I'll drive through Colorado 
     G                 Am 
on a rocky stretch of road 
     Am         C 
with no one who loves me 
          G               Am 
as far as telephone poles go 
  Am           C 
I wish I was a trustin' man 
      G               Am 
but a trustin' man is weak 
    Am               C 
The only thing worth trustin' is 
     G                     Am 
some brass through crooked teeth 
     G                     Am 
some brass through crooked teeth 
     G                     Am 
some brass through crooked teeth
[Tab]
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|--2v--0----------------------------|
D|--------2-----2--0-----------------|  x2
A|-----------3-----------5--3--------|
E|--------------------3--------5v----|
[Refrain]
     Am                C               G            Am 
Your crooked teeth are floatin' and my lady's restin' fine 
      Am            C                G          Am 
Seven miles out of Bismarck next to Bakken Oil lines 
  Am                C             G         Am 
I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured 
 Am               C         G                     Am 
Love it ain't for tamin', a disease that can't be cured
[Solo]
(Am C G Am) (x4)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----5-5/7-5-7b-5-5h7------9\7- 5-5h7-5-----------5------------------------|
D|-5/7------------------------------------7---5-5h7--------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 
e|------------8-10b-8-8h10-8-----12-10-8-------------------------------------|
B|-----8-8h10----------------------------10----------------------------------|
G|-7/9---------------------------------------------5-5h7p5-5-----------------|
D|---------------------------------------------5h7---------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
[Strophe]
Am                   C 
Lost my bride to the finest man 
    G                   Am 
she claims to have ever known 
Am             C 
She got to the parking lot 
    G                  Am 
his knees were already blown 
Am             C 
Love is such a mighty drug 
  G             Am 
a mightier disease 
       Am                  C 
Bet he misses her floatin' past the barge 
         G               Am 
with one eye and crooked teeth