Dm 
Oh he treats me with respect 
  
He says he loves me all the time 
 F 
He calls me 15 times a day 
  
He likes to make sure that I'm fine 
              Dm 
You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure 
              F 
He's not like all them other boys 
  
They're all so dumb and immature

                  Dm 
There's just one thing that's getting in the way 
                 F 
When we go up to bed you're just no good 
  
Its such a shame 
                  Dm 
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you 
                        F 
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

Gm 
It's not fair 
         Bb 
And I think you're really mean 
     F 
I think you're really mean 
     C 
I think you're really mean 
     Gm 
Oh you're supposed to care 
         Bb 
But you never make me scream 
      C 
You never make me scream  
     Gm 
Oh it's not fair 
          Bb 
And it's really not ok 
       F 
It's really not ok 
       C 
It's really not ok 
      Gm 
Oh you're supposed to care 
      Bb 
But all you do is take 
      C 
Yeah all you do is take

 Dm 
Oh I lie here in the wet patch 
  
In the middle of the bed 
              F 
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by 
  
I spent ages giving head 
          Dm 
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me 
           F 
Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me

                 Dm 
There's just one thing that's getting in the way 
                 F 
When we go up to bed you're just no good 
  
It's such a shame 
                  Dm 
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you 
                        F 
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

 Gm 
It's not fair 
         Bb 
And I think you're really mean 
     F 
I think you're really mean 
     C 
I think you're really mean 
      Gm 
Oh you're supposed to care 
         Bb 
But you never make me scream 
      C 
You never make me scream  
   Gm 
Oh it's not fair 
          Bb 
And it's really not ok 
       F 
It's really not ok 
       C 
It's really not ok 
      Gm 
Oh you're supposed to care 
      Bb 
But all you do is take 
      C 
Yeah all you do is take

                Dm 
There's just one thing that's getting in the way 
                 F 
When we go up to bed you're just no good 
  
It's such a shame 
                 Dm 
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you 
                      F 
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over.....(aahh!!)

 Gm 
It's not fair 
        Bb 
And I think you're really mean 
     F 
I think you're really mean 
     C 
I think you're really mean 
     Gm 
Oh you're supposed to care 
     Bb 
But you never make me scream 
      C 
You never make me scream  
   Gm 
Oh it's not fair 
         Bb 
And it's really not ok 
       F 
It's really not ok 
       C 
It's really not ok 
      Gm 
Oh you're supposed to care 
      Bb 
But all you do is take 
      C                 F 
Yeah all you do is take 
  
(feels odd being a guy and playing this but it's funny as hell)