[Intro] / [Interlude] / [Outro]
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Am     x-0-2-2-1-0
Dm/A   x-0-2-2-3-1


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CHORDS
              E-A-D-G-B-E
Abaug         4-x-2-1-1-x
or (easier)   x-x-x-1-1-0
              x-x-2-1-1-0 (= Abaug/E)
              x-3-2-1-1-x (= Abaug/C)
C/G           3-x-2-0-1-0
D9[/F#]      [2]x-0-2-1-0
[Intro]
| Am | % | % | % |
[Versetto]
Am 
 You walk into the room 
Abaug 
 With your pencil in your hand 
C/G 
 You see somebody naked 
       D9 
And you say, “Who is that man?” 
F 
 You try so hard 
       Dm 
But you don’t understand 
C                Em 
Just what you’ll say 
             Am 
When you get home  
C                     Em 
 Because something is happening here 
        Am                 C/G 
And you don't know what it is,  
F              Am 
Do you, Mister Jones
[Strumentale]
| Am | % |
[Versetto]
Am 
 You raise up your head 
Abaug 
 And you ask, “Is this where it is?” 
C/G 
 And somebody points to you and says 
D9 
  “It’s his” 
F 
 And you say, “What’s mine?” 
             Dm 
And somebody else says, “Where what is?” 
            C 
And you say, “Oh my God 
     Em        Am 
Am I here all alone?”  
   C             Em 
But something is happening 
        Am                 C/G 
But you don’t know what it is 
F              Am 
Do you, Mister Jones
[Strumentale]
| Am | % |
[Versetto]
Am 
 You hand in your ticket 
Abaug 
 And you go watch the geek 
C/G 
 Who immediately walks up to you 
D9 
  When he hears you speak 
F 
 And says, “How does it feel 
  Dm 
To be such a freak?” 
                C 
And you say, “Impossible” 
      Em          Am 
As he hands you a bone  
   C             Em 
And something is happening here 
        Am                 C/G 
But you don’t know what it is 
F              Am 
Do you, Mister Jones
[Strumentale]
| Am | % |
[Interludio]
Am 
  You have many contacts 
C 
  Among the lumberjacks 
   F 
To get you facts 
                               Am 
When someone attacks your imagination 
Am 
  But nobody has any respect 
C 
  Anyway they already expect you 
F 
  To just give a check 
   Dm                           G       [G7] 
To tax-deductible charity organizations
[Versetto]
Am 
 You’ve been with the professors 
    Abaug 
And they’ve all liked your looks 
C/G 
 With great lawyers you have 
   D9 
Discussed lepers and crooks 
F 
 You’ve been through all of 
             Dm 
F. Scott Fitzgerald’s books 
C                 Em 
 You’re very well read 
          Am 
It’s well known  
   C             Em 
But something is happening here 
        Am                 C/G 
But you don’t know what it is 
F              Am 
Do you, Mister Jones
[Strumentale]
| Am | % |
[Versetto]
         Am                               Abaug 
Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you 
[Abaug] 
   And then he kneels 
C/G 
 He crosses himself 
           D9 
And then he clicks his high heels 
        F 
And without further notice 
           Dm 
He asks you how it feels 
              C                   Em 
And he says, “Here is your throat back 
               Am 
Thanks for the loan”  
C                          Em 
 And you know something is happening  
        Am                 C 
But you don’t know what it is 
F              Am 
Do you, Mister Jones
[Strumentale]
| Am | % |
[Versetto]
Am 
 Now you see this one-eyed midget 
Abaug 
 Shouting the word “NOW” 
C/G 
 And you say, “For what reason?” 
D9 
 And he says, “How?” 
F 
 And you say, “What does this mean?” 
               Dm 
And he screams back, “You’re a cow 
C            Em 
Give me some milk 
           Am 
Or else go home”  
C                          Em 
 And you know something is happening  
        Am                 C 
But you don’t know what it is 
F               Am 
 Do you, Mister Jones
[Strumentale]
| Am | % |
[Versetto]
          Am 
Well, you walk into the room 
       Abaug 
Like a camel and then you frown 
C/G 
 You put your eyes in your pocket 
         D9 
And your nose on the ground 
F 
 There ought to be a law 
 Dm 
Against you comin’ around 
    C 
You should be made 
   Em      Am 
To wear earphones  
C                    Em 
 ‘Cause something is happening 
        Am                   C 
But you don’t know what it is 
F              Am 
Do you, Mister Jones
[Strumentale]
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