[Intro]
N.C.  
(Wish you were so-, wish you were
 so-, wish you were sober)
(Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober)
[Versetto]
D                  A 
  This party's shit, wish we could
 dip 
  This party's shit, wish we could dip 
Em   G 
  Go anywhere but here 
D                A 
  Don't take a hit, don't kiss my
 lips 
  Don't take a hit, don't kiss my lips 
Em    G 
  And please don't drink more beer
[Pre-Ritornello]
D                                A 
  I'ma crawl outta the window now 
                                 Em 
'Cause I don't like anyone around 
                                 G 
Kinda hope you're following me out 
N.C. 
But this is definitely not my crow
[Ritornello]
D 
  19 but you act 25 now 
A 
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty
 proud, wow 
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow 
Em 
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you
 just downed 
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed 
G 
  Take me where the music ain't too
 loud 
  Take me where the music ain't too loud 
D 
  Trade drinks, but you don't even
 know her 
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her 
A 
  Save me 'till the party is over 
Em 
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover 
G 
  Real sweet, but I wish you were
 sober
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
[Post-Ritornello]
D                                
(Wish you were so-, wish you were
                       A 
 so-, wish you were sober) 
(Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober) 
  
I wish you were sober 
Em                               
(Wish you were so-, wish you were
                        G 
 so-, wish you were sober) 
(Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober) 
  
I wish you were sober
[Versetto]
D                     A 
  Tripped on the road, walking you
 home 
  Tripped on the road, walking you home 
Em     G 
  You kissed me at your door 
D            A 
  Pulling me close, beg me to stay
 over 
  Pulling me close, beg me to stay over 
Em        G 
  But I'm over this rollercoaster
[Pre-Ritornello]
D                                A 
  I'ma crawl outta the window now 
                              
Getting good at saying, "gotta
        Em 
 bounce" 
Getting good at saying, "gotta bounce" 
                               G 
Honestly you always let me down 
N.C. 
And I know I'm not just hanging out
[Ritornello]
D 
  19 but you act 25 now 
A 
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty
 proud, wow 
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow 
Em 
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you
 just downed 
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed 
G 
  Take me where the music ain't too
 loud 
  Take me where the music ain't too loud 
D 
  Trade drinks, but you don't even
 know her 
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her 
A 
  Save me 'till the party is over 
Em 
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover 
G 
  Real sweet, but I wish you were
 sober
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
[Post-Ritornello]
D                                
(Wish you were so-, wish you were
                    A 
 so-, wish you were sober) 
(Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober) 
  
I wish you were sober 
Em                                 
  (Wish you were so-, wish you were
                    G 
 so-, wish you were sober) 
  (Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober) 
  
I wish you were sober
[Ponte]
D                               A
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I
 
 wish 
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish 
  
I wish you were sober 
Em                              G
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I
 
 wish 
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish 
N.C. 
I wish you were sober
[Ritornello]
D 
  19 but you act 25 now 
A 
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty
 proud, wow 
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow 
Em 
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you
 just downed 
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed 
G 
  Take me where the music ain't too
 loud 
  Take me where the music ain't too loud 
D 
  Trade drinks, but you don't even
 know her 
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her 
A 
  Save me 'till the party is over 
Em 
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover 
G 
  Real sweet, but I wish you were
 sober
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober