[Intro]
C
[Versetto]
C 
I'm a famous clown in a flower crown, 
C7 
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts, 
F 
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine, 
Fdim7 
It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens
[Versetto]
C 
Don't care for money, don't care about the fame, 
C7 
I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names, 
F 
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline, 
Fdim7 
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
[Pre-Ritornello]
Am F   C                 E7 
I      conjure fame with challenge vids and, 
Am F   C                      E7 
I      play drinking games to target kids and, 
(muted) 
And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- (Weeeee!)
[Ritornello]
Am       F              C                G 
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult
[Versetto]
C 
Hey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair, 
C7 
If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire, 
    F 
H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight,  
Fdim7 
Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write
[Versetto]
C 
Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven, 
C7 
More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven, 
F 
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in, 
Fdim7 
Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian
[Pre-Ritornello]
Am F C            E7 
I    idolize your idle eyes and, 
Am F  C          E7 
I'm   monetizing kissing guys and, 
(muted) 
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - (Wooo!)
[Ritornello]
Am       F             C                  E7 
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle, YouTube Lie, 
Am       F              C                G                 G G7 
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult 
[Ponte]
Am        F          C            E7 
There's a mystery to being at the top, 
Am     F         C     E7 
People think I'm devine, oooooooo 
Am 
But the truth is,  
C 
We're not heroes,  
G                  G7 
we just play some online
[Versetto]
         C 
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod 
C7 
'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M A GOD 
     F 
So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible 
Fdim7 
I spread my message through the world with 12 (year old) disciples
[Versetto]
C 
I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea 
C7 
They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23 
    F 
So, LOVE ME and I'll love you more, 
Fdim7 
'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store
[Pre-Ritornello]
    Am F C                      E7 
And I'm  privileged, white, and rich, and male, and 
Am     F       C                      G 
Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale 
(muted) 
I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me
[Ritornello]
Am       F              C                      E7 
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation, the YouTube Sin, 
Am       F             C                     E7 
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle, YouTube Lie, 
Am       F 
Welcome, welcome na-na 
Am       D7 
Welcome, welcome na-na 
Am       F                 C              G       C     C 
Welcome, welcome, I said-a welcome to the YouTube Cult!