[Intro]
DO LAm REm SOL
[Versetto]
DO 
   Third shot down, I'm in trouble 
     LAm 
I'm a   newly single man, seein'
 double 
I'm a   newly single man, seein' double 
REm 
  Fake a smile for all my friends 
     SOL 
Then go home alone around 2 A.M.  
     DO 
Then, stumble through the front door,
 gone as it gets 
Then, stumble through the front door, gone as it gets 
LAm 
   Flip the kitchen light on, there
 it is 
   Flip the kitchen light on, there it is 
REm 
   On the fridge, just my luck 
SOL 
"Read this if you're drunk"
[Ritornello]
       DO 
Don't think about it, mister 
        LAm 
Don't even touch your phone 
   REm 
I know you think you miss her 
      SOL 
But I promise you, you don't 
        DO 
There's healing in the lonely 
    LAm 
Sit back, kick off your boots 
            REm 
And you'll thank me in the morning 
          SOL 
Like you always do 
N.DO. 
Signed, sober you 
  
P.S.
[Versetto]
DO                                   
   There's pizza in the freezer, Dumb
                   LAm 
 and Dumber on the TV 
   There's pizza in the freezer, Dumb and Dumber on the TV 
  
It's so stupid, that's what you'd be
 
It's so stupid, that's what you'd be 
REm 
   To go diggin' through her
 Instagram 
   To go diggin' through her Instagram 
            SOL 
If you're thinkin' 'bout that, read
 this again
If you're thinkin' 'bout that, read this again
[Ritornello]
       DO 
Don't think about it, mister 
       LAm 
Don't even touch your phone 
  REm 
I know you think you miss her 
       SOL 
But I promise you, you don't 
          DO 
There's healing in the lonely 
    LAm 
Sit back, kick off your boots 
           REm 
And you'll thank me in the morning 
         SOL 
Like you always do 
  
Signed, sober you
[Interludio]
REm    SOL 
Signed, sober you
[Ponte]
DO 
Yeah, well remember last time that
 you hit her up 
Yeah, well remember last time that you hit her up 
LAm 
You heard some other guy, how much
 does that suck? 
You heard some other guy, how much does that suck? 
REm 
That set you back a month, yeah,
 trust me, old friend 
That set you back a month, yeah, trust me, old friend 
SOL 
You don't wanna go down that road
 again
You don't wanna go down that road again
[Ritornello]
      DO 
Don't think about it, mister 
      LAm 
Don't even touch your phone 
   REm 
I know you wanna kiss her 
      SOL 
But I promise you, you don't 
        DO 
There's healing in the lonely 
    LAm 
Sit back, kick off your boots 
           REm 
And you'll thank me in the morning 
          SOL 
Like you always do 
               DO 
Signed, sober you