The Ballad of John and Yoko

	 
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Standing in the dock at Southampton 
  
Trying to get to Holland or France 
    E7 
The man in the mac said 
  
"You gotta go back" 
  
You know they didnt even give us a chance
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Christ, you know it ain't easy 
                         E 
You know how hard it can be 
                   B7 
The way things are going 
                      E 
They're gonna crucify me.
[Versetto]
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Finally made the plane into Paris 
  
Honeymooning down by the Seine 
      E7 
Peter Brown called to say, 
  
"You can make it okay" 
  
"You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain!"
[Ritornello]
                           A 
Christ, you know it ain't easy 
                         E 
You know how hard it can be 
                   B7 
The way things are going 
                      E 
They're gonna crucify me.
[Versetto]
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Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton 
  
Talking in our beds for a week 
    E7 
The newspapers said, 
  
"Say, what you doing in bed?" 
  
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace!"
[Ritornello]
                           A 
Christ, you know it ain't easy 
                         E 
you know how hard it can be 
                   B7 
The way things are going 
                      E 
They're gonna crucify me.
[Ponte]
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Saving up your money for a rainy day 
  
Giving all your clothes to charity 
  
last night the wife said 
  
Oh boy when you're dead 
     B 
You don't take nothing with you but your soul 
  
Think!
[Versetto]
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Made a lightning trip to Vienna 
  
Eating chocolate cake in a bag 
    E7 
The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head 
  
They look just like two gurus in drag!"
[Ritornello]
                           A 
Christ, you know it ain't easy 
                         E 
You know how hard it can be 
                   B7 
The way things are going 
                      E 
They're gonna crucify me.
[Versetto]
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Caught the early plane back to London 
  
Fifty acorns tied in a sack 
    E7 
The men from the press say "We wish you success!" 
  
"It's good to have the both of you back!"
[Ritornello]
                           A 
Christ, you know it ain't easy 
                         E 
You know how hard it can be 
                   B7 
The way things are going 
                      E 
They're gonna crucify me.  
                   B7 
The way things are going 
                      E 
They're gonna crucify me.  
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