[Intro]
LAm   REm     LAm    REm      LAm    REm    MI
[Versetto]
           LAm      REm         SOL 
You're a mean one,     Mister Grinch
    DO 
 
You're a mean one,     Mister Grinch 
    LAm    SI7    MI 
You really are a heel 
          LAm       REm 
You're as cuddly as cactus 
            SOL            DO 
You're as charming as an eel 
       FA       FA 
Mister Gr - i - nch 
SI7                        MI MI 
You're a bad banana with a 
             LAm   SI7 
greasy black peel
[Strumentale]
LAm   RE     LAm    SI7      MI MI
[Versetto]
         LAm     REm         SOL   
You're a monster,     Mister Grinch
  DO 
 
You're a monster,     Mister Grinch 
     LAm        SI7    MI 
Your heart's an empty hole 
     LAm              REm 
Your brain is full of spiders 
           SOL           DO 
You've got garlic in your soul 
       FA       FA 
Mister Gr - i - nch 
SI7 
I wouldn’t touch you with a... 
MI                         
Thirty-nine and a half foot
   LAm      SI7 
 pole
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
[Strumentale]
LAm   REm     LAm    SI7      MI
[Versetto]
         LAm      REm          SOL   
You're a vile one,      Mister Grinch
  DO 
 
You're a vile one,      Mister Grinch 
         LAm      SI7       MI 
You have termites in your smile 
         LAm            REm 
You have all the tender sweetness of
 
You have all the tender sweetness of 
  SOL     DO 
A seasick crocodile 
       FA       FA 
Mister Gr - i - nch 
SI7 
Given the choice between the two of
 you 
Given the choice between the two of you 
                    
I'd take the seasick
      LAm     SI7 
 crocodile
I'd take the seasick crocodile
[Strumentale]
LAm   REm     LAm    SI7      MI
[Versetto]
         LAm    REm         SOL   
You're a rotter,     Mister Grinch
  DO 
 
You're a rotter,     Mister Grinch 
           LAm     SI7     MI 
You're the king of sinful sots 
     LAm            REm 
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
 
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched 
     SOL          DO 
With moldy purple spots 
         FA       FA 
Mister Gr - i - nch 
SI7 
You're a three-decker 
  
sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich 
             LAm     SI7 
With arsenic sauce
[Strumentale]
LAm   REm     LAm    SI7      MI
[Versetto]
     LAm        REm          SOL    
You nauseate me,      Mister Grinch,
 DO 
 
You nauseate me,      Mister Grinch, 
       LAm      SI7     MI 
With a nauseous super "naus" 
         LAm          REm 
You're a crooked jerky jockey 
        SOL             DO 
and you drive a crooked horse 
       FA       FA 
Mister Gr - i – nch 
SI7 
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
 
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, 
N.DO. 
overflowing with the most disgraceful
 
overflowing with the most disgraceful 
N.DO. 
assortment of rubbish imaginable 
                         
Mangled-up and tangled-up
 LAm     MI 
 knots
Mangled-up and tangled-up knots
[Strumentale]
LAm   REm     LAm    REm       MI
[Versetto]
         LAm      REm         SOL   
You're a foul one,     Mister Grinch
  DO 
 
You're a foul one,     Mister Grinch 
         LAm   SI7    MI 
You're a nasty-wasty skunk 
     LAm              REm 
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
 
Your heart is full of unwashed socks 
     SOL             DO 
Your soul is full of gunk 
       FA       FA 
Mister Gr - i - nch 
SI7 
The three words that best describe
 you 
The three words that best describe you 
N.DO. 
are as follows, And I quote: 
     MI        MI          LAm MI 
Stink!..., stank!..., stunk!