[Versetto]
           G 
Well, it's 2:45pm 
     B                C 
Wake up from snoring, open DMs 
G 
Can of Red Bull by the bed 
B               C 
Vape is charged, Snapchat’s read  
       G        B  C 
What's popping? 
       G        B  C 
What's popping?  
      G 
She’s beauty, she's grace 
          B                     C 
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face 
G 
Just a single message more 
          B             C             A7 
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord
[Pre-Ritornello]
               C 
I wanna be the guy 
         B               A7 
That you fall asleep on call with 
                  C 
I'll make you forget 
      B                 A7 
Every guy that came before me 
              C 
'Cause I like you 
    B               A7 
And you like my attention 
                  C 
Let's skip to the good bit 
                                   D 
Let's consummate our internet connection
[Ritornello]
G 
I'm in love with an 
  
I’m in love with an 
B 
I’m in love with an 
C 
With an e-girl 
G 
I'm in love with an 
  
I’m in love with an 
B 
I'm in love with an 
C 
With an e-girl
[Versetto]
G 
Mum took away my PS4 
     B                         C 
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall 
    G 
I'm not aggressive 
                              B  C 
I just ooze masculine passion  
G 
Did you know I've also got depression? 
    B                       C 
I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention 
G                                   B    C  A7 
I thought you could be the one to fix me
[Pre-Ritornello]
               C 
I wanna be the girl 
         B                A7 
That you fall asleep on call with 
          C 
Meanwhile I'll 
     B               A7 
Find other people to talk with 
                C 
'Cause you like me 
    B                  A7 
And I think you're a maniac 
                  C 
Let's skip to the good bit 
                                D 
Let's completely block all contact
[Ritornello]
G 
I'm in love with an 
  
I'm in love with an 
B 
I'm in love with an 
C 
With an e-girl 
G 
I'm in love with an 
  
I'm in love with an 
B 
I'm in love with an 
C 
With an e-girl
[Ponte]
G 
Mum took away my PS4 
     B                  C 
I've said it so many times before 
        G                             B  C 
How can I live on if I keep on collecting 
      G 
These every little slights and insurrections 
B                C 
Constant pain in every dimension 
   G 
My body weeps 
                           B  C  A7 
Disbelief heads suspensions
[Outro]
               C 
I wanna be the guy 
              B                A7 
That you find stalking your affections 
                  C 
Your social media scoured 
         B            A7 
You seek police interventions 
              C 
Cause I base my 
 B                  A7 
Ideals on obsessive media 
N.C. 
Maybe if I act like them 
  
You'll respond to my DMs