[Intro]
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[Estrofe]
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Fake Tales of San Francisco 
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Echo through the room 
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More point to a wedding disco 
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Without a bride or groom
[Estrofe]
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There's a super cool band yeah 
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With their trilbies and their glasses
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 of white wine 
With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine 
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And all the weekend rock stars in the
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 toilets 
And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets 
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Practicing their lines
[Refrão]
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I don't want to hear you 
N.C. 
(Kick me out, kick me out) 
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I don't want to hear you, no 
N.C. 
(Kick me out, kick me out) 
Bm 
I don't want to hear you  
N.C. 
(Kick me out, kick me out) 
Bm 
I don't want to hear you 
N.C. 
I don't want to hear you
[Estrofe]
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Fake Tales of San Francisco 
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Echo through the air 
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And there's a few bored faces in the
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 back 
And there's a few bored faces in the back 
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All wishing they weren't there
[Estrofe]
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And as the microphone squeaks 
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A young girl's telephone beeps 
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Yeah, she's dashing for the exit 
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Oh, she's running to the streets
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 outside 
Oh, she's running to the streets outside 
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"Oh, you've saved me," she screams
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 down the line 
"Oh, you've saved me," she screams down the line 
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"The band were fucking wank 
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And I'm not having a nice time"
[Refrão]
Bm 
I don't want to hear you 
N.C. 
(Kick me out, kick me out) 
Bm 
I don't want to hear you, no 
N.C. 
(Kick me out, kick me out) 
Bm 
Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing,
 though 
Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing, though 
N.C. 
So all that's left 
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Is the proof that love's not only
 blind but deaf
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
[Puente]
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[Tablatura]
[Puente]
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  He talks of San Francisco, he's
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 from Hunter's Bar 
  He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar 
                                    
I don't quite know the distance, but
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 I'm sure that's far 
I don't quite know the distance, but I'm sure that's far 
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Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far
[Puente]
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   And yeah, I'd love to tell you all
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 my problem 
   And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem 
                                     
You're not from New York City, you're
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 from Rotherham 
You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham 
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So get off the bandwagon, and put
 down the handbook 
So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook 
  
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Outro]
B 
Get off the bandwagon and put down
 the handbook 
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook 
G 
Get off the bandwagon and put down
 the handbook 
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook 
E 
Get off the bandwagon and put down
 the handbook 
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook 
G 
Get off the bandwagon and put down
 the handbook, yeah
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah
[Outro]
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