[Intro]
G  F  G  F  G  F  C
[Estrofe]
                 G                 
She says there's ants in the carpet
 Gmaj7 
 
She says there's ants in the carpet 
Em                    Em/D 
Dirty little monsters 
Eb                     D 
Eating all the morsels 
Bm                     C 
Picking up the rubbish 
G                       Gmaj7 
Give her effervescence 
    Em                    
She needs a little sparkle
 Em with D 
 
She needs a little sparkle 
Eb                D 
Good morning T.V. 
       Bm                 C 
You're looking so healthy
[Refrão]
Em               D 
We all say don't want to be alone 
Em                       D 
We wear the same clothes cause we
 feel the same 
We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same 
Em            D                   
And kiss with dry lips when we say
        C 
 g'night 
And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night 
C               B C 
End of a century, oh it's nothing
 special
End of a century, oh it's nothing special
[Estrofe]
G                  Gmaj7 
Sex on the T.V. 
Em                    Em/D 
Everybody's at it 
Eb                     D 
And the mind gets dirty 
Bm                     C 
As you get closer to thirty  
G               Gmaj7  Em          
He gives her a cuddle, glowing in a
    Em with D 
 huddle 
He gives her a cuddle, glowing in a huddle 
Eb           D    Bm               
Good night T.V., you're all made up
  C 
 
Good night T.V., you're all made up 
  
And you're looking like (me)
[Refrão]
Em               D 
We all say don't want to be alone 
Em                       D 
We wear the same clothes cause we
 feel the same 
We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same 
Em            D                   
And kiss with dry lips when we say
        C 
 g'night 
And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night 
C               B C 
End of a century, oh it's nothing
 special
End of a century, oh it's nothing special
[Medio]
G   F   G   F    G   F   C 
Can you eat her, yes you can
[Refrão]
Em               D 
We all say don't want to be alone 
Em                       D 
We wear the same clothes cause we
 feel the same 
We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same 
Em            D                   
And kiss with dry lips when we say
        C 
 g'night 
And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night 
C               B C 
End of a century, oh it's nothing
 special  
End of a century, oh it's nothing special  
Em               D 
We all say don't want to be alone 
Em                       D 
We wear the same clothes cause we
 feel the same 
We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same 
Em            D                   
And kiss with dry lips when we say
        C 
 g'night 
And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night 
C               B C 
End of a century, oh it's nothing
 special
End of a century, oh it's nothing special