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[Intro]C F C/G Em[Estrofe]C F C/GIt's about all the sad stuff. JustEmpicture a depressed onion cuttingitself.It's about all the sad stuff. Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.C F C/G EmC F C/G Em[Estrofe]C FI met a homeless man named RichC GIsn't that terrible?C FI saw a flyer for a lost dogAm EmAnd the dog didn't have any legsC FI saw a diabetic kidAm Gtrick-or-treatingI saw a diabetic kid trick-or-treatingC FI saw a giraffe who had a short neckI saw a giraffe who had a short neckAm GThat was sad, or a deer[Estrofe]E F C GI saw an old man get hit by a trainE FHe didn't see it in the pouring rainHe didn't see it in the pouring rainCHe didn't hear me shout, "Look outG Efor the train!"He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"Because I didn't say anything.C F C/G EmC F C/G EmI just thought to myself, "Ooh, thisis gonna be sad."I just thought to myself, "Ooh, this is gonna be sad."C F C/G EmAnd it was.C F C/G EmI'm a genius.[Estrofe]C FI saw a man with only one eyeC GIn a 3D movieC FI saw a little boy drop his ice creamconeI saw a little boy drop his ice cream coneAm EmDirectly on his mother's corpseC FI saw a kitten stuck in a treeAmThen the kitten jumped off and heGhung himselfThen the kitten jumped off and he hung himselfCI saw a boy who had redF Am Ghair.I saw a boy who had red hair.[Estrofe]E FI went to a store looking forC Gsomething to buyI went to a store looking for something to buyEBut they only sold paintings of theFsame sad guyBut they only sold paintings of the same sad guyC GNo, wait--this store sells mirrors!No, wait--this store sells mirrors!ESee what I did there?C Em F FmLet's rock! No.[Puente]C Em F FmC Em F Fm
(repeat through spoken section)[Spoken]The world's so sad, bros. Pain,genocide, war, sexism, racism.The world's so sad, bros. Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism.But I've gotta remember there's goodthings about it too.But I've gotta remember there's good things about it too.Like the fact that none of that'shappening to me! Score! Still,Like the fact that none of that's happening to me! Score! Still,though, it's hard not to be sad aboutit. How do y'all do it? I'vethough, it's hard not to be sad about it. How do y'all do it? I'vebeen telling you guys terribly sadthings this whole song; youbeen telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song; youhaven't been sad at all. You'vebeen--you've been happy--no,haven't been sad at all. You've been--you've been happy--no,you've been laughing. That's it,laughter, it's the key toeverything.you've been laughing. That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything.It's the way to solve all the sadnessin the world! I mean not for theIt's the way to solve all the sadness in the world! I mean not for thepeople that are actually sad, but thepeople like us that've gottapeople that are actually sad, but the people like us that've gottafucking deal with them all the time.Being a comedian isn't beingfucking deal with them all the time. Being a comedian isn't beingan insensitive prick capitalizing onthe most animalistic impulsesan insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulsesof the public; it's being a hero. Theworld isn't sad. The world'sof the public; it's being a hero. The world isn't sad. The world'sC Em F Gfunny! I'm a sociopath![Estrofe]C FI saw an old man slip and fallAm GHey, what a fucking idiotCI saw a woman at her daughter'sFfuneralI saw a woman at her daughter's funeralAm GHa ha ha. Classic comedy.C FEverything that once was sadAm GIs somehow funny nowC FThe Holocaust and 9/11Am GThat shit's funny 24/7, cuzE F CTragedy will be exclusively jokedGaboutTragedy will be exclusively joked aboutE FBecause my empathy is bumming me outCBecause my empathy is bumming me outG EGoodbye, sadnessC F C/G Em CHello jokes.