[Intro]
[Estrofe]
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Have a look
 around. 
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around. 
Gm 
Anything that brain of yours can
 think of can be found. 
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. 
          F 
We've got mountains of content. Some
 better, some worse. 
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse. 
   A7 
If none of it's of interest to you,
 you'd be the first.
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
[Estrofe]
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Come and
 take a seat. 
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat. 
          Gm 
Would you like to see the news or any
 famous women's feet. 
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet. 
        F 
There's no need to panic. This isn't
 a test (huh huh). 
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh). 
 A7 
Just nod or shake your head and we'll
 do the rest.
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.
[Refrão]
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. What would
 you prefer. 
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer. 
          Gm 
Would you like to fight for civil
 rights or tweet a racial slur. 
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur. 
   F 
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with
 rage. 
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage. 
A7 
We got a million different ways to
 engage
We got a million different ways to engage
[Estrofe]
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Put your
 cares aside. 
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside. 
         Gm 
Here's a tip for straining pasta.
 Here's a nine-year-old who died.
 
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died. 
       F 
We got movies, and doctors, and
 fantasy sports. 
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports. 
      A7 
And a bunch of colored pencil
 drawings of all the
 characters of harry potter fucking 
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fucking 
Dm 
eachother. 
[Estrofe]
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to
 your socks. 
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks. 
         Gm 
'cause a random guy just kindly sent
 you photos of his cock. 
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock. 
         F 
They are grainy and off-putting. He
 just sent you more. 
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more. 
A7 
Dont act surprised. You know you like
 it, you whore.
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
[Estrofe]
Dm 
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see
 a shrink. 
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink. 
        Gm 
Show us pictures of your children.
 Tell us every thought you think. 
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think. 
        F 
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a
 death threat to a boomer. 
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer. 
   A7 
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom
 or find a tumor in your-
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-
[Estrofe]
Dm 
Here's a healthy breakfast option.
 You should kill your mom. 
Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom. 
           Gm 
Here's why women never fuck you.
 Here's how you can build a
 bomb. 
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb. 
      F 
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this
 quirky quiz. 
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz. 
 A7                           A7  
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac-
 Gm   F    E     Dm 
 cin- ate- your- kids.
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.
[Refrão]
         Dm 
Could I interest you in everything,
 all of the time? 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
  Gm 
A little bit of everything. All of
 the time. 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a
 crime. 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
A7* 
Anything and everything. All of the
 time.
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Refrão]
         Dm 
Could I interest you in everything,
 all of the time? 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
  Gm 
A little bit of everything. All of
 the time. 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a
 crime. 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
A7* 
Anything and everything. All of the
 time.
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Medio]
Dm C Bb A7
[Estrofe]
Dm        C                     Bb  
You know, it wasn't always like this
   A7 
 
You know, it wasn't always like this 
Dm       C 
Not very long ago 
Bb               A7 
Just before your time 
Dm           C 
Right before the towers fell 
Bb           A7 
Circa '99
[Estrofe]
         Gm 
This was catalogues 
 Dm 
Travel blogs 
A7             Dm 
A chat room or two 
            Gm        Dm 
We set our sights and spent our
 nights 
We set our sights and spent our nights 
A7        C7 
Waiting
[Puente]
    Fmaj7 
For you 
Dm7 
You 
  Gm7      C7 
Insatiable you 
      Fmaj7            Dm7 
Mommy let you use her iPad 
Gm7             C7 
You were barely two 
       Dm          Dmmaj7/C# 
And it did all the things 
   Dm7/C          Bb 
We designed it to do
[Medio]
    Bb 
Now look at you 
    C 
Oh, look at you 
D 
You
[Puente]
Gmaj7       Em7 
You 
  Am7         D7 
Unstoppable, watchable 
     Gmaj7              Em7 
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
 
Your time is now. Your inside's out. 
Am7            D7 
Honey, how you grew 
       Em         Emmaj7/D# 
And if we stick together 
    Em7/D            A 
Who knows what we'll do 
       C            D 
It was always the plan 
           B7             C 
To put the world in your hand 
  
  
Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B 
(laughing)
[Refrão]
         Em 
Could I interest you in everything,
 all of the time? 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
  Am 
A bit of everything. All of the time.
 
A bit of everything. All of the time. 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a
 crime. 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
B7* 
Anything and everything. All of the
 time.
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Outro]
         Em 
Could I interest you in everything,
 all of the time? 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
  Am 
A little bit of everything. All of
 the time. 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a
 crime. 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
B7 
Anything and everything 
B7 
And anything and everything 
B7 
And anything and everything 
    N.C 
And all of the time