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[Intro]
[Estrofe]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Have a look
around.
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
Gm
Anything that brain of yours can
think of can be found.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
F
We've got mountains of content. Some
better, some worse.
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
A7
If none of it's of interest to you,
you'd be the first.
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
[Estrofe]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Come and
take a seat.
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
Gm
Would you like to see the news or any
famous women's feet.
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.
F
There's no need to panic. This isn't
a test (huh huh).
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).
A7
Just nod or shake your head and we'll
do the rest.
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.
[Refrão]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. What would
you prefer.
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
Gm
Would you like to fight for civil
rights or tweet a racial slur.
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
F
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with
rage.
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
A7
We got a million different ways to
engage
We got a million different ways to engage
[Estrofe]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Put your
cares aside.
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
Gm
Here's a tip for straining pasta.
Here's a nine-year-old who died.
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.
F
We got movies, and doctors, and
fantasy sports.
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
A7
And a bunch of colored pencil
drawings of all the
characters of harry potter fucking
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fucking
Dm
eachother.
[Estrofe]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to
your socks.
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
Gm
'cause a random guy just kindly sent
you photos of his cock.
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
F
They are grainy and off-putting. He
just sent you more.
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
A7
Dont act surprised. You know you like
it, you whore.
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
[Estrofe]
Dm
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see
a shrink.
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
Gm
Show us pictures of your children.
Tell us every thought you think.
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
F
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a
death threat to a boomer.
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
A7
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom
or find a tumor in your-
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-
[Estrofe]
Dm
Here's a healthy breakfast option.
You should kill your mom.
Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
Gm
Here's why women never fuck you.
Here's how you can build a
bomb.
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb.
F
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this
quirky quiz.
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
A7 A7
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac-
Gm F E Dm
cin- ate- your- kids.
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.
[Refrão]
Dm
Could I interest you in everything,
all of the time?
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Gm
A little bit of everything. All of
the time.
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
F
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a
crime.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the
time.
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Refrão]
Dm
Could I interest you in everything,
all of the time?
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Gm
A little bit of everything. All of
the time.
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
F
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a
crime.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the
time.
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Medio]
Dm C Bb A7
[Estrofe]
Dm C Bb
You know, it wasn't always like this
A7
You know, it wasn't always like this
Dm C
Not very long ago
Bb A7
Just before your time
Dm C
Right before the towers fell
Bb A7
Circa '99
[Estrofe]
Gm
This was catalogues
Dm
Travel blogs
A7 Dm
A chat room or two
Gm Dm
We set our sights and spent our
nights
We set our sights and spent our nights
A7 C7
Waiting
[Puente]
Fmaj7
For you
Dm7
You
Gm7 C7
Insatiable you
Fmaj7 Dm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
Gm7 C7
You were barely two
Dm Dmmaj7/C#
And it did all the things
Dm7/C Bb
We designed it to do
[Medio]
Bb
Now look at you
C
Oh, look at you
D
You
[Puente]
Gmaj7 Em7
You
Am7 D7
Unstoppable, watchable
Gmaj7 Em7
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
Am7 D7
Honey, how you grew
Em Emmaj7/D#
And if we stick together
Em7/D A
Who knows what we'll do
C D
It was always the plan
B7 C
To put the world in your hand
Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B
(laughing)
[Refrão]
Em
Could I interest you in everything,
all of the time?
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Am
A bit of everything. All of the time.
A bit of everything. All of the time.
G
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a
crime.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7*
Anything and everything. All of the
time.
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Outro]
Em
Could I interest you in everything,
all of the time?
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Am
A little bit of everything. All of
the time.
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
G
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a
crime.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7
Anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
N.C
And all of the time
Sad