[Intro]
Gm F Eb D
[Estrofe]
Gm           F             Eb     
Give us this day our daily dose of
 D 
 faux affliction 
Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction 
            Gm                       
Forgive our sins forged at the pulpit
 Eb                    D 
 with forked-tongue-selling faux
 sermons 
Forgive our sins forged at the pulpit with forked-tongue-selling faux sermons 
       Gm     F                 
'Cause I am a new wave of gospel
 Eb               D 
 sharp and you'll be thy witness
 
'Cause I am a new wave of gospel sharp and you'll be thy witness 
            Gm                     
A gentlemen if you're gonna preach.
                            
 For God's sake, preach with
    Gm F 
 conviction
A gentlemen if you're gonna preach. For God's sake, preach with conviction
[Refrão]
               Gm 
Strike out the band! Whoa, the
 conductor is beckoning 
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning 
F 
Come, congregation, let's sing it
 like you mean it. 
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. 
Eb 
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get
 it? 
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? 
              D 
Now don't you move.  
               Gm 
Strike out the band! Whoa, the
 conductor is beckoning 
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning 
F 
Come, congregation, let's sing it
 like you mean it. 
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. 
Eb 
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get
 it? 
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? 
              D 
Now don't you move.
[Post-Refrão]
                              Gm   
Just stay where I can see you douse
           F 
 the light! 
Just stay where I can see you douse the light! 
D                        
We sure are in for a show
    Gm    Gm F Gm F Eb D 
 tonight.
We sure are in for a show tonight.
[Estrofe]
   Gm                        F     
In this little number, we're graced
           Eb             D 
 by two displays of character 
In this little number, we're graced by two displays of character 
               Gm        
We've got: the gunslinger
      F           
 extraordinaire v.
 Eb            D 
 walking contradictions 
We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire v. walking contradictions 
    Gm            F                
And I for one can see no blood from
     Eb                         
 the hearts and the wrists you'd
   D 
 allegedly slit 
And I for one can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you'd allegedly slit 
    Gm              F              
And I for one won't stand for this.
         Gm                   Gm   
 If this scene were a parish, y'all
       Eb 
 be condemned.
And I for one won't stand for this. If this scene were a parish, y'all be condemned.
[Refrão]
               Gm 
Strike out the band! Whoa, the
 conductor is beckoning 
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning 
F 
Come, congregation, let's sing it
 like you mean it. 
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. 
Eb 
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get
 it? 
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? 
              D 
Now don't you move.  
               Gm 
Strike out the band! Whoa, the
 conductor is beckoning 
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning 
F 
Come, congregation, let's sing it
 like you mean it. 
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. 
Eb 
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get
 it? 
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? 
               D 
Now don't you, don't you move.
[Puente]
Eb                                
Stay where I can see you douse the
 Gm     F 
 lights. 
Stay where I can see you douse the lights. 
D 
We sure are in for a show tonight! 
Eb                                
Stay where I can see you douse the
 Gm     F 
 lights. 
Stay where I can see you douse the lights. 
D                                    
We sure are in - Stay where I can see
              F 
 you douse the lights. 
We sure are in - Stay where I can see you douse the lights. 
Gm F Eb D 
La la da da la la da . . .