The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage

	 
[Estrofe]
F#m                     Bm 
   Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time 
       E                      F#m 
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me 
F#m                     Bm 
   Good, good now we're making some progress 
       E                   F#m 
Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat 
F#m         Bm   E                   F#m 
   And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well 
F#m           Bm  E                     F#m                  F#m (Bass plays...) 
   Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?
[Refrão]
E                        F#m 
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
          D                  A               E 
Oh, we're still so young but desperate for attention 
 D         E      F#m 
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives 
E                        F#m 
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
          D               A               E 
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention 
 D         E      F#m 
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
[Estrofe]
    F#m             Bm 
Applause, applause, no wait wait 
     E                          F#m 
Dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make: 
   F#m                               Bm 
It seems the artists these days are not who you think 
         E                        F#m 
So we'll pick back up on that on another page 
F#m         Bm   E                   F#m 
   And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well 
F#m           Bm  E                    F#m                  C#sus4 C# 
   Don't you see, I'm the narrator and this is just the prolo  -   ogue
[Refrão]
E                        F#m 
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
          D               A               E 
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention 
 D         E      F#m 
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives 
E                        F#m 
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
          D               A               E 
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention 
 D         E      F#m 
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
[Puente]
F#m                  (D)         (E) 
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen 
F#m                  (A)         (E) 
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen 
F#m                  (D)         (E) 
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen 
F#m                   E 
Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up
[Refrão]
E                        F#m 
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
          D               A               E 
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention 
 D         E       F#m 
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives 
E                         F#m 
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
          D               A               E 
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention 
 D        E  E (let ring) 
I aim to be, your eyes 
[Outro]
F#m 
Badadada 
  
Badadada ah ah ah 
  
Badadada  
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Badadada dadadada