[Riff]
   C                                 D
e|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|
B|-1-------1---1-------1---1---1-|-1-/3----3---3-------3---3---3-|
G|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|
D|-2-------2---2-------2---2---2-|-2-/4----4---4-------4---4---4-|
A|-3-------3---3-------3---3---3-|-3-/5----5---5-------5---5---5-|
E|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
   C                             C
e|-0------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|
B|-3--1---1---1-------1---1---1-|-1-------1---1-------1---1---1-|
G|-0------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|
D|-4--2---2---2-------2---2---2-|-2-------2---2-------2---2---2-|
A|-5--3---3---3-------3---3---3-|-3-------3---3-------3---3---3-|
E|------------------------------|-------------------------------|
[Intro]
[C - D4] x4
[Estrofe]
C                        D4           C
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life,    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                    D4             C 
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match,   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                      D4                  C 
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess,   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                         D4              C 
Mister Fred Blassie and a breakfast mess,   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                   D4               C 
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk,  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                             D4            C 
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list,  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Puente]
Am                            G 
Now Andy did you hear about this one?
Am                             G 
Tell me are you locked in the punch?
Am                      G        
Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
     C   D                     
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
[Refrão]
G         Am   C   
If you believed
           Bm          G    Am            D 
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G         Am  C       
If you believe
                Bm      Am                                    
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
[Estrofe]
C                           D4           C 
Moses went walking with a staff of wood,   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                        D4          C 
Newton got beaned by the apple good,   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                          D4           C 
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp,   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                           D4          C 
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask,  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Puente]
Am                            G  
Now Andy did you hear about this one?
Am                             G 
Tell me are you locked in the punch?
Am                      G   
Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
     C   D                  
Hey baby, are you having fun?
[Refrão]
G         Am   C   
If you believed
           Bm          G    Am            D 
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G         Am  C       
If you believe
                Bm      Am                                    
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
[Solo]
  Em                       D                        Em
e|---------12------------|-------------------------|--------12------------------|
b|-/-12-------12---12----|------7----8p7------0----|---/-12-----12---12---------|
g|-----------------------|-----7------7------------|----------------------------|
D|-----------------------|-/-7---------------------|----------------------------|
A|-----------------------|-------------------------|----------------------------|
E|-----------------------|-------------------------|----------------------------|
  D                        Em                        D
e|-----------------------|---------12--------------|----------------------------|
b|-----7----8p7--------0-|-/-12-------12---12------|----------7---7-----7--8p7--|
g|-------7------7--------|-------------------------|-----7---7------7----------7|
D|-/-7-------------------|-------------------------|-/-7--------7-----7---------|
A|-----------------------|-------------------------|----------------------------|
E|-----------------------|-------------------------|----------------------------|
[Estrofe]
C                            D4              C 
Here's a little agit for the never believer,   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                             D4        C 
Here's a little ghost for the offering,   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                     D4                    C 
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's,   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C                       D4        C 
Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Puente]
Am                            G 
Now Andy did you hear about this one?
Am                            G 
Tell me are you locked in the punch?
Am                      G 
Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
     C   D                    
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
[Refrão]
G         Am   C
If you believed
           Bm          G    Am            D 
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G         Am  C
If you believe
                Bm      Am   
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
[Solo]
  Em                         D                           Em
e|---------12------------|-------------------------|--------12------------------|
b|-/-12-------12---12----|------7----8p7------0----|---/-12-----12---12---------|
g|-----------------------|-----7------7------------|----------------------------|
D|-----------------------|-/-7---------------------|----------------------------|
A|-----------------------|-------------------------|----------------------------|
E|-----------------------|-------------------------|----------------------------|
     D                       Em                        D
e|-----------------------|---------12--------------|----------------------------|
b|-----7----8p7--------0-|-/-12-------12---12------|----------7---7-----7--8p7--|
g|-------7------7--------|-------------------------|-----7---7------7----------7|
D|-/-7-------------------|-------------------------|-/-7--------7-----7---------|
A|-----------------------|-------------------------|----------------------------|
E|-----------------------|-------------------------|----------------------------|
[Refrão]
G         Am   C   
If you believed
           Bm          G    Am            D 
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G         Am  C       
If you believe
                Bm      Am                                    
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
[Refrão]
G         Am   C   
If you believed
           Bm          G    Am            D 
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G         Am  C       
If you believe
                Bm      Am                                    
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
[Refrão]
G         Am   C   
If you believed
           Bm          G    Am            D 
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G         Am  C       
If you believe
                Bm      Am                                    
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
Em