Dsus2  {x x 0 2 3 0}
Gm*    {3 5 5 3 4 3} 
G7sus4 {2 3 0 0 3 x} 
DMaj7  {x x 0 2 2 2}
[Intro]
Dm Dsus2 Gm* Gm A A7
[Estrofe]
Dm 
Drag him out your window, dragging out the dead 
                    Dsus2                       Gm 
Singing I miss you, snakes and ladders flip the lid 
             Gm*                                                Gm 
Out pops the cracker, smacks you in the head, knives you in the neck 
                 A                                   A7 
Kicks you in the teeth steel toe caps takes all your credit cards 
  
Get up get the gunge  
Dm 
Get the eggs get the flan in the face 
                          Dsus2 
The flan in the face, the flan in the face 
Gm                         Gm* 
Dance you fucker, dance you fucker 
  
Don't you dare, don't you dare 
          Gm 
Don't you flan in the face 
A                                               A7 
Take it with the love its given, take it with a pinch of salt 
  
Take it to the tax man  
Dm 
Let me back, let me back 
                            Dsus2 
I promise to be good, don't look in the mirror  
Gm              Gm* 
At the face you don't recognize 
                          Gm 
Help me, call the doctor, put me inside 
A 
Put me inside, put me inside 
A7 
Put me inside, put me inside
[Refrão]
D                                     Dsus2 
I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up 
G 
Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways  
  
That he's gonna mess me up 
F#m 
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom 
Dmaj7                              G 
And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops
[Medio]
Dm      C 
Oh, oh, oh, oh whoa 
Bb                  F 
oh no no, no no no, no no no no, no no no no 
A 
No no no no, no, no no 
  
(x3, cut F and A short on last one)
[Estrofe]
Dm                                                  Dsus2 
Walking like giant cranes, and with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked 
     Gm                      Gm* 
In a tight little world, and are you on the list? 
                       Gm 
Stepford Wives who are we to complain? 
A 
Investments and dealers, investments and dealers 
A7 
Cold wives and mistresses, cold wives and  
Dm 
Sunday papers city 
                                     Dsus2 
Boys in First Class don't know we're born little 
Gm                    Gm* 
Someone else is gonna come and clean it up 
                        Gm 
Born and raised for the job 
               A 
Someone always does always pick it up 
A7 
Get over get up get over, turn the tape off
[Refrão]
D                                     Dsus2 
I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up 
G 
Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways  
  
That he's gonna mess me up 
F#m 
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom 
DMaj7                              G 
And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops, so I'm just gonna  
D            G7sus4 
Oooooh, oooh oooh 
F#m 
Oooooh, oooh oooh 
DMaj7      G7sus4 
Ooooooooh, oooooh 
  
(Strum last 2 chords one time each)