Your New Boyfriend

	 
[Intro]
G G7 Em C Cm
[Estrofe]
G 
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be 
G7 
When I was a kid on VoIP 
Em                          C 
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her 
Cm 
I told her 
G 
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office 
G7 
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest 
Em 
If I could change a single thing 
C           Cm 
I'd make it me and not him
[Refrão]
    C 
But he's in your bed 
    Cm                     G 
And I'm in your Twitch chat 
C 
I've got the key 
    Cm                 G 
And he's just a doormat 
    Em                   C 
And even though he's got social skills 
     G                    Cm 
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills 
Em               C 
Anyway, make the most of him 
       G                   Cm 
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick 
C  Cm  C                       Cm      N.C. 
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole   (Woo)
[Instrumental]
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[Estrofe]
    G 
And yeah, I've met Jared 
N.C. 
(Of course I've met Jared) 
    G7 
The one who took you away from me 
Em 
  You hit it off instantly 
  C                           Cm 
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me 
     G 
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles 
G7 
Push against his fashion sense 
     Em 
I've thought about what he looks like nude 
C                    Cm 
  I'm not gay, though 
G
[Puente]
       G                                  G7 
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) 
    Em 
Oh, she's living the dream 
     C                 Cm 
From back when we were 17 
G                                  G7 
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) 
    Em 
Oh, she's living the dream 
     C                 Cm 
From back when we were 17
[Estrofe]
G 
How on Earth could I be saved? 
N.C. 
When I'm one click away from insane 
Em 
  I just think that I deserve 
  C             Cm 
A little bit of what I earned 
    G 
I'm not gonna make another scene 
    G7 
The one I made when I was 23 
          Em                         C Cm 
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World C
[Refrão]
    C 
But he's in your bed 
    Cm                     G 
And I'm in your Twitch chat 
C 
I've got the key 
    Cm                 G 
And he's just a doormat 
       Em                   C 
'Cause even though he's got social skills 
     G                    Cm 
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills 
Em               C 
Anyway, make the most of him 
       G                   Cm 
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick 
C  Cm  C                       Cm 
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole
[Instrumental]
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[Outro]
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I think about you every day (Every day) 
   Em                    C    Cm 
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?) 
  G                        G7 
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) 
Em                         C  Cm 
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell) 
              G 
'Cause you're beauty 
           G7 
And you're grace (You're grace) 
     Em                     C         Cm 
Your telephone calls are my favourite place 
    G                    G7 
And I want you to notice me 
Em                        C     Cm 
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo) 
G               G7 
  I want you to care 
Em                     C   Cm 
  I want to smell your hair  
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